21 Funny nightlife quotes

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  1 day ago

  Share →: If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Salt-N-Pepa is my sign to quietly exit the party before I start busting moves nobody asked for! 🚪💃🥴

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like prime pajama time! 😴🛌🕘

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

  Commentary:
  "Wait, you mean bars have exits?! 🤯🍺🚪 #LifeHacks"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

  Commentary:
  "When the bartender starts looking like Simon Cowell, you know it's time to hit the stage! 🎤🍻😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

  Commentary:
  "Going to the strip club and sighing until one of the dancers asks me what's wrong. Apparently, my sad face is not a hit on the stage 🤷‍♂️. Maybe I should stick to being a professional wallflower 🌸💃 #SadButFabulous"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3am coming back from the club.

  Commentary:
  "Thank goodness for cars – can you imagine explaining to a horse why you're stumbling home at 3am with club music still ringing in your ears? 🐴🚗 #horsepowervsenginepower"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

  Commentary:
  "Clubbing is like avocados – some people can't get enough, while others are just waiting to be guac-free! 🥑🕺 #PhaseOfTheNight"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs an open mind when you can have an open bar? 🍹💡 Bottoms up for closed thoughts and open bottles! 🍻🧠 #Priorities"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the 'I can't remember the last time I went out on New Year's Eve' level of old… You know you're getting up there when your idea of a wild night is falling asleep before midnight! 🎉👴😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your phone is hitting up all the hot spots while you're catching Zs! 🕺📱 Who knew charging cables were actually just party invitations? Time to join the fun or get a backup battery to keep up with your phone's wild nightlife adventures! 🔋🎉

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