Commentary:
Guess I need to find a new hobby that won't involve dodgeball training 😂👉⚠️
22 Funny office humor quotes
Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.
Commentary:
Trying to create the world's first high-five-fueled resignation 😆🙌🔜🚪
People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.
Commentary:
Teamwork may make the dream work, but it also makes my eye twitch! 😂🤝🥊
The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.
Commentary:
"Efficiency is just a fancy word for 'congratulations, here’s more work!' 🎉🗂️🤣"
My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.
Commentary:
"Who knew lotion could double as a Deborah repellant? 😅🧴 #SmoothMoves #KeepingThePeace"
Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups.
Commentary:
"Guess I'm in a permanent group project with the universe 🤔🤦♂️ #RaisedByDPs"
You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.
Commentary:
"Dream big, but end meetings bigger! 😅🕒 #HeroStatus"
Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.
Commentary:
"When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion! 🚣♂️😂 #ExcelPanic"
I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.
Commentary:
Looks like someone's got the crucial role of head chew-sician 🍬😂 Who knew chewing could be a full-time gig at a coworking space! Bet his job title is "Chief Chewing Officer." 😋👨💼 #LivingTheDream
I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.
Commentary:
"Lost: several pens, countless papers, a little bit of sanity, and a handful of dreams. Reward: a stress ball and a well-deserved break. 🖊️📄😅💭 #WorkStruggles"