91 Funny oh quotes

• Oh, I didn’t tell you? Must have been none of your business, then.

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  attitude, business, communication, humor, i, none, oh, privacy, sarcasm, secret, tell

• When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

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  documentary, door, doors, going, humor, lock, locked, locked door, mystery, night, oh, old, old person, person, small, small town, start, storytelling, town

• Oh, I’m so excited to wear Uggs, beanies, and oversized sweaters. I can feel fall creeping up.

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  autumn, beanie, cozy, excited, excitement, fall, fashion, feel, i, oh, oversized, sweater, Ugg, wear

• Reading Shakespeare for the first time is crazy because you go, “Oh, that’s where that comes from,” every other page.

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  crazy, discovery, every, first time, humor, literature, oh, origin, page, quote origin, reading, Shakespeare, time, where

• I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.

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  1 day ago

  expression, flirtation, God, humor, i, nervous, oh, say, surprise, want

• Oh, Amazon, no. Please do not tell me how many packages I had delivered this year; that is none of my business.

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  3 weeks ago

  Amazon, business, consumer, delivery, humor, i, me, none, oh, online, online shopping, package, please, self-awareness, shopping, tell, tracking, year

• Stages of Christmas shopping: 1. There’s plenty of time. 2. Oh no!

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  4 weeks ago

  1, 2, Christmas, holiday, humor, oh, procrastination, shopping, stages, stress, time

• Single bells, single bells, single all the way. Oh, what fun it is to watch those couples fight all day, yay!

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  2 months ago

  bell, couple, couples, day, fight, fun, holiday, humor, oh, relationship, single, watch, yay

• Oh, you’re extending your sale? Your Black Friday sale that ended on Tuesday? You’re extending it?

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  2 months ago

  black, Black Friday, extension, Friday, humor, oh, sale, sarcasm, shopping, Tuesday

• Oh, him? He’s my insignificant other.

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  2 months ago

  humor, insignificant, insignificant other, oh, relationship, sarcasm

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