Funny origin quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  View →: It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.
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  4 months ago

  View →: McDonald’s only giving me 9 Chicken Nuggets instead of 10 is how my villain origin story began.

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