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There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

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If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

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Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

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Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

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Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

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AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

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There is no bigger day for microwaves than the 26th day of December. This is their Olympics.

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My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

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I could never journal, I’d start lying in there too.

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Good morning, dickhead, your little ray of sarcastic sunshine has arrived.

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9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Thinking of starting a true crime podcast. Gotta explain this search history somehow.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

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Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.

Trending via WeChat:

I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

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Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

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The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

Spreading quickly via X:

I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

Reported on Snapchat:

I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

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Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

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Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

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I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

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Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.

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Vaping: When you feel like smoking but don’t want to look cool.

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What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

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My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

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Just shared via Telegram:

My life plans are fading like Marty McFly’s family photo.

Spotted on Messenger:

Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

Live now on Telegram:

Pretending to be a well-adjusted, functioning adult is so exhausting.

Just shared via Twitch:

Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

Shared recently on TikTok:

WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

Making waves on Slack:

You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

Spotted on WeChat:

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

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I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.

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Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

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