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My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

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I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

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As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

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Dear Santa, Money!

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I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

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Indiana Jones is a fantasy about being a professor with no admin duties.

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I never forget to eat, but I do eat to forget.

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When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

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Mondays are for pretending. Real work begins on Tuesday.

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Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

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Twitter hits different, cause it’s like the only social media app you can use effectively while playing music.

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I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

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I don’t know how to knit, so I made you a tinfoil hat.

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If there’s one thing we can trust, it’s billionaires.

Live now on LinkedIn:

When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

Seen just now on Reddit:

If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

Just landed via Threads:

Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

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It’s important to follow your significant other around the grocery store, not helping, and only hovering like the specter of death.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

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That uncontrollable urge to hurt myself and others when a film’s subtitles are slightly out of sync.

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Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

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We’re all naughty, some just more than others.

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How old were you when you realized others couldn’t see the matrix?

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Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

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People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

1 month ago

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Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

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I hate when people ask me: “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others, “Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

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Let’s ruin each other’s sleep schedules and call it romance.

1 month ago

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What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

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Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

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Going to all the Halloween parties this year as the Invisible Man.

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Me, having zero balance in my account, viewing houses worth 10 million, and being like, “No, I don’t like the kitchen.”

46 shares on Threads this month:

What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger, but also a little grumpy.

28 shares on Twitch this month:

Pomegranates are worth the mess.

99 shares on YouTube this month:

The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.

77 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

54 shares on Twitch this month:

My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

80 shares on Pinterest this month:

Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

22 shares on Messenger this month:

I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

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Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? They’re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

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Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too.

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French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

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Call me constipated the way I don’t give a shit.

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Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

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Did you seriously just pique my interest?

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Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

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Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

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I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

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Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

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Made my last mortgage payment. Yay! I still owe a lot, I’m just not paying anymore.

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I don’t understand, “kill them with kindness”; can I use a lightsaber instead?

Trending via Slack:

Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

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Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

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Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

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I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

Going bananas on WeChat:

I postpone certain outfits until I get a certain hairstyle because, yes, it’s that deep.

Just shared via YouTube:

Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

Going viral on YouTube:

My funeral better have a bloody merch table.

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