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Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

At the club asking for Ibuprofen.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

Simplicity is so complicated.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

I have to pee. Story of my life.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

I highly recommend getting yourself a “How can I help” partner and not a “You will be fine” partner.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

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Making waves on Slack:

Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

Just landed via X:

Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

Seen just now on Threads:

Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

Shared recently on Telegram:

Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

Trending via Discord:

My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

Trending via X:

If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

Spotted on TikTok:

If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Airports are the perfect place to see people who are experiencing their first day on Earth.

Breaking via Threads:

Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

100 shares on Slack this month:

Sorry for being socially awkward. It’s just that I’m socially awkward.

61 shares on Discord this month:

Sharpening a pencil at the bin was the childhood equivalent of taking a cigarette break.

75 shares on Reddit this month:

My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

39 shares on YouTube this month:

I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

26 shares on Discord this month:

I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.

81 shares on WeChat this month:

Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

93 shares on Discord this month:

I’m really getting tired of being a responsible adult.

11 shares on Reddit this month:

Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

24 shares on Threads this month:

Before you send that email, ask yourself: is this a December problem or a January problem?

72 shares on WeChat this month:

To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

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Hot Jokes 💥

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t want your hoodie, I want your still-beating heart presented to me in a box.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Drugs and alcohol take years off your life and give them to Keith Richards.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Anyone else brush their teeth in the shower so they can get a little sloppy with it, or is that just me?

23 folks are currently checking 👀

People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Anyone know how to grow a money tree?

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I woke up alive again.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

Someone from 🇭🇷 has downloaded:

Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario and how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal but had no milk, so I used ice cream.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Pinterest:

They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

Going viral on YouTube:

In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.

Just landed via Slack:

I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

Freshly posted on X:

There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

Trending via Messenger:

I want a man to love me so bad his entire family thinks I did witchcraft on him.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

Going viral on TikTok:

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

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