Funny parallel quotes

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  3 months ago

  View →: Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.
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  5 months ago

  View →: In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

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