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Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
1 month ago
If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.
3 months ago
In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.
3 months ago
I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.
3 months ago
I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.
3 months ago