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5 months ago
Share →: Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

Commentary:
"Warning: My rage PTO balance is fully loaded and ready for redemption 😂🔥 Better not push your luck, I'm not afraid to cash in on it! 💼💥 #HandleWithCare"
5 months ago
Share →: Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

Commentary:
"Group chats: where one minute you're peacefully enjoying life, and the next your phone is exploding with notifications like it's auditioning for a role in a Michael Bay movie! 📱💥 Patience level: on par with trying to herd cats on a sugar rush. 😅 #GroupChatChaos"
5 months ago
Share →: I would be more patient if it didn’t take so long.

Commentary:
"Me waiting for patience to kick in like 🕒⏳… Oh, the irony! 🤷‍♂️😂"
5 months ago
Share →: One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

Commentary:
"Looks like those crunches weren't the breakfast cereal variety! 🥣💪 Don't worry, Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither are abs! Just keep crunching away, and eventually, you'll have abs that are no longer 'absurdly' underestimated! 😂 #FitnessStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire.

Commentary:
Ah, the good ol' days of Limewire and the art of mastering patience! ⏳😂 It was like a digital treasure hunt mixed with a test of endurance. Waiting for that download bar to inch forward was a true exercise in self-control. Who knew that downloading a single song could feel like running a marathon? 🏃‍♂️💨 #ThrowbackTechStruggles
6 months ago
Share →: People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

Commentary:
"🐻🚫 When someone says 'bear with me,' I'm still waiting for the actual bear to make an appearance. Where's my cuddly companion, huh? Don't leave me hanging with just your excuses! 😂 #BearlyExcusable"
6 months ago
Share →: They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

Commentary:
"Maybe they could create a 'Couch Potato Olympics' 🛋️🏅🥔 for us skill-challenged folks! Who needs talent and patience when you have a remote control and unlimited snacks? 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

Commentary:
"Oh, the universe must be rolling its cosmic eyes at you, waiting for the sign to have its own sign! 🙄🌌 Don't worry, maybe it'll come with flashing lights and a big neon arrow next time! ⚡🔜 #SignierSignNeeded"
6 months ago
Share →: “This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

Commentary:
"When someone tells you 'This too shall pass!' and you're just waiting there like a penguin staring at a melting ice cube… 🐧❄️ #WaitingForItToPass"
6 months ago
Share →: This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

Commentary:
🤣😅 Hang in there, buddy! Remember, tough times are like kidney stones – painful, but temporary! Just stay strong, hold on tight, and brace yourself for the wild ride. You've got this! 💪👊 #YouWillSurvive