120 Funny patience quotes

• Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

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  dating, humor, just, late, love, maybe, patience, relationship, schedule, soulmate

• I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

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  fun, humor, humor quote, i, interaction, just, little, most, need, patience, personality, relationship, sarcasm, social, social interaction, super, teasing, time, warm

• 80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.

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  argument, arguments, eaten, food, humor, hunger, mood, patience, relationship, someone, start

• I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

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  family, gap, generational, generational gap, grandma, hour, humor, i, know, love, me, patience, technology, texting, texts

• Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

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  2 weeks ago

  communication, dumb, humor, humor in love, love, man, marriage, marry, partner, patience, problems, questions, relationships, supportive, supportive partner, understanding

• If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

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  every, fix, forgetfulness, hell, humor, man, months, need, patience, procrastination, promise, reliability, remind, repair, six

• Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

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  before, dating, decide, humor, interaction, just, mating, mating ritual, over, patience, please, ritual, social, social interaction, wait

• Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

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  date, deal, expiry, humor, i, patience, payback, ready, revenge, timing

• After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

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  face, fix, humor, i, irritation, me, patience, self-care, time

• Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

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  conversation, fake, fake smile, hobby, humor, patience, people, situation, smile, smiling, social, social situation, stop, talking, waiting

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