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Guess this post will probably end up in the inbox of approximately 2 telepaths, a dog with a highly unusual stare, and my Aunt Susan who thinks WiFi is magic 🐶✨👩🦳📡
1149 Funny people quotes
Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe activity.
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Playing it safe, as long as you're not number six! 🎱😂🔫
People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.
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Sounds like your brain is hosting its own debate club! 🤔🧠🎤
“Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.
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Sunday mornings are a breeze… until the mini humans launch their chaotic surprise party! 🎉👶🎈
You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.
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Guess the bunnies finally hopped off to photobomb elsewhere! 🐰📸😄
Welcome to college, where every single person is smarter than you, except for the three people in your group project.
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Sounds like the group project is more about survival than success! 🤓📚💡
I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.
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Sounds like you hit all the high notes when no one's around! 🚗🚿🎤
Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.
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Laughter: your daily requirement of vitamin HA! Stay hydrated and remember, no one likes a vibe vampire! 😄💧🚫🧛♂️
I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this.
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I'm off to spread some joy with my face, the neighbourhood deserves it! 🌟😎🚶♂️
Am I just getting older, or are people getting more annoying?
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Maybe both—I think I reached the age where I roll my eyes more than I roll out of bed! 🤦♂️🛌😄