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Chips: the only snack that comes with a built-in guilt trip! 🍟😂🙌
1149 Funny people quotes
Stay humble and play dumb. People reveal who they truly are when they think they are smarter than you.
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Pretending to be a genius undercover as a clueless potato 🥔🤔😂
Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it.
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Snow in November is nature's way of saying "slow down, buddy, your tinsel enthusiasm is showing" 🎄❄️😂
Shout out to the people getting $400 hotel rooms on Feb 14th to do the same two positions they do at home.
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Who knew changing the scenery could make the same ol' dance so much fancier? 💃🕺🏨✨
Before social media, you had to actively go out and find crazy people.
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Nowadays, they just pop up in your feed like uninvited guests at a party 🎉🙃
Scooby Doo was a woke-ass show. Every villain was just a landlord trying to scare people off their property so they could sell it.
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Scooby-Doo: Unmasking villains and real estate scams since 1969! 🐶🏠👻
Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?
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Wow, talk about puppy love! 🐶❤️ What’s next, a goldfish getting engaged? 🐠💍
Some people are living bowel movement to bowel movement.
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I've heard of living paycheck to paycheck, but this is a whole new level of urgency! 🚽😂
I’m attracted to people that no one pays attention to.
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Invisible lovers: the ultimate way to avoid awkward small talk! 👻🤔🤣
Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.
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Sounds like your washing machine is secretly running an Airbnb! 🧺😂🧳