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Funny pest quotes

Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025