Funny pest quotes

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  Commentary:
  “Spiders out here living their best eight-legged lives, yet they still choose to crash at your place like distant relatives who never got the invite memo 🕸️🏠 #HouseCrashers”

  3 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Whoever said ‘out of sight out of mind’ clearly never experienced the heart-pounding panic of realizing a spider has gone missing in the bedroom 🕷️🕸️😱 Talk about a reality check in the arachnophobia department!”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  Looks like those fruit flies were determined to buzz their way into a relationship, but unfortunately, their courting tactics might need a bit of fine-tuning 🍌🦟 At least they were committed to showing her some “a-peel”, even if their methods were a bit unconventional! 🤣

  4 months ago

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