Funny pest quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

  Commentary:
  "Spiders out here living their best eight-legged lives, yet they still choose to crash at your place like distant relatives who never got the invite memo 🕸️🏠 #HouseCrashers"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said 'out of sight out of mind' clearly never experienced the heart-pounding panic of realizing a spider has gone missing in the bedroom 🕷️🕸️😱 Talk about a reality check in the arachnophobia department!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

  Commentary:
  Looks like those fruit flies were determined to buzz their way into a relationship, but unfortunately, their courting tactics might need a bit of fine-tuning 🍌🦟 At least they were committed to showing her some "a-peel", even if their methods were a bit unconventional! 🤣

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