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Funny pest quotes

Funny pest quotes 🐜🐭 bring a hilarious twist to those pesky critters that invade our homes! Whether it’s ants marching like tiny soldiers or spiders spinning webs like master architects, these witty lines will make you laugh instead of squirm. Get ready to see pests in a whole new light and share some giggles with friends who know the struggle all too well! πŸ˜‚πŸπŸ¦—

My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to hell.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Spiders have the whole world to explore but still try to come up in my house.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

Whoever said β€œout of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a β€œturn off”

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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