Funny plot twist quotes

Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

Funny Quotes Feb 12, 2025

I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

I think I'ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I wrote a book. It's a murder mystery. You're in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025