Funny plot twist quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the author is making some unpredictable twists and turns in their autobiography! 📚💥 Who knew writing could be such a dramatic *murderous* affair? 😄 #PlotTwist #AuthorsLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: weed is addicted to me 🌿😂 Looks like someone's got a green crush! Watch out, folks, the tables have turned! Just call me the forbidden fruit in the garden of ganja 😜🌱 #WeedWhisperer"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: the kidnapper ends up seeking an exorcism refund 👻🔪 #PossessionProblems"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out world, someone's about to hit us with a plot twist! 🎉 Hold on tight, it's gonna be a rollercoaster ride! 🎢😄 #PlotTwistOfTheYear"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like a thrilling read! Just like a rollercoaster ride, buckle up for a wild adventure that is sure to leave you hanging 📚🕵️‍♂️ But hey, at least you made a cameo appearance, right? 💁‍♂️😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

  Commentary:
  🕵️‍♂️🎬 "Plot twist: Mission Impossible: Really Really Impossible Edition! Watch as Tom Cruise takes on the ultimate challenge – a mission so impossible, even Ethan Hunt himself is like 'Wait, what?!' 😱 Will he succeed or will he finally meet his match? Coming soon to theaters near you… or maybe not, because, you know, it's impossible." 🤣 #MissionImpLOLs

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  6 months ago

  Share →: They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

  Commentary:
  How about a rom-com where characters actually communicate effectively without all the unnecessary eavesdropping and misinterpretation shenanigans? 🙉🚫 Let's call it "Misunderstood-less Love" – where misunderstandings are resolved over coffee instead of dramatic cliffhangers! ☕💌 #ClearCommunicationForTheWin

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well… looks like even taxes can be deceitful! 😱🤑 Who knew that your accountant was working behind your back with numbers from another tax return! Time to audit your relationship with taxes and show them who's the true boss! 💔💸 #TaxDrama #CheatingTaxes

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