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Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Just came back from my walk, and I was right about everything.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

In a parallel universe, I go to bed early and wake up fresh and unstoppable.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Problematic bed time gap relationship.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has bookmarked:

Living la vida taco!

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has shared:

Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,505

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Twitch:

Blackout curtains are dangerous, because it’s 1 p.m. outside and 1 a.m. in here.

Breaking via Threads:

We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.

Just landed via Twitch:

You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

Making waves on Instagram:

Asking women for sex just to end the conversation.

Just landed via WeChat:

Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?

Freshly posted on Reddit:

It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

Trending via YouTube:

Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

Spotted on Messenger:

Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

Just shared via Slack:

Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

38 shares on Discord this month:

I’m an atheist, so if you send prayers, I’ll send thoughts.

42 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

13 shares on Telegram this month:

I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

21 shares on WhatsApp this month:

That moment when you’re reading but realize you forgot to understand.

92 shares on Threads this month:

I like to put “No DMs” in my bio to pretend that I’m attractive.

57 shares on LinkedIn this month:

That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

35 shares on Facebook this month:

You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

16 shares on Pinterest this month:

Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

44 shares on Telegram this month:

I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

37 shares on Telegram this month:

Getting emotional thinking about everything SpongeBob has been through and his resilience despite it all.

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Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry I was late, I was waiting for my CVS receipt to finish printing.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

This is your sign to cancel all work meetings today.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,505

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

I remember sex. That was cool.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

I’ve watched porn with better writing than Stranger Things.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

Before you send that email, ask yourself: is this a December problem or a January problem?

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.

Trending via Threads:

Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

Making waves on Discord:

No, I am not refreshed from my long weekend. I was reminded that I am not meant to work, but I am trapped in The Machine.

Just shared via X:

My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

Trending via Pinterest:

A gambler is only called an addict when he loses.

Going viral on X:

Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

Breaking via WeChat:

“A healthy lifestyle is all about balance,” I say as I drive through Taco Bell after working out.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

Trending via TikTok:

I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

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