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Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

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Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.

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There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

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If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

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Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

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The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

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The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

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God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

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You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

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People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

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Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

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It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

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Alexa, turn off the planet.

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Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

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When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

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Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.

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Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

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I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

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Shout out to myself for ruining my own life.

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Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.

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Funny population quotes bring a hilarious twist to the numbers that surround us 🌍🤣 Whether you’re amazed by crowded cities or baffled by busy streets, these witty lines add a splash of humor to everyday life 🏙️😆 Get ready to laugh out loud as we explore the lighter side of how many people share our world 🌟👥 #PopulationLaughs #CountingTheFun

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Share →: If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

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"Looks like every rose ceremony comes with its own stethoscope! 🌹😉 #MedicalDeviceSalesGoals"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

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"Seems like there's no shortage of big babies around here, but the stork must be on a sabbatical! 🍼👶😂 Maybe we need a crash course in adulting for better birth rates! 😉"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

Commentary:
"Being the mayor of a small town is like running a country where everyone knows your embarrassing high school stories! 🏛️🌾 #LocalCelebrity #BigFishSmallPond"

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The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

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90% of parenting is wondering when you can lie down again.

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Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

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I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

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It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

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I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

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There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

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Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

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If you get cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and still participate in family game nights.

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The most important meal of the day is the next one.

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Just landed via Snapchat:

Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

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I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

Making waves on Discord:

Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

Trending via Messenger:

I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

Spotted on Threads:

My mom didn’t raise a fool. Possibly a psycho, but never a fool.

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When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

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Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

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That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

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