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5 months ago
Share →: Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.

Commentary:
"Stop being a professional self-critic and start a new career in self-appreciation! 🌟 Get specific about what you love about yourself instead of what you hate. Let your inner cheerleader out to play! 📣💪"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

Commentary:
"Who needs a snack bowl when you've got a built-in chip stash in your lap 🤷‍♂️🥔🤣 Just be careful not to spill them all over yourself in the first place! 😅 #ClumsyChipsFinder"
5 months ago
Share →: Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor.

Commentary:
"Whenever I'm having a rough day at work, I just remember that at least I'm not risking my taste buds for the emperor's questionable culinary choices! 🤢🍴 #GratefulForMyJob"
5 months ago
Share →: Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

Commentary:
"Maybe life is just a persistent lemon salesman trying to make a deal 🍋🚪 Just remember, sometimes it's okay to pretend you're not home 😉"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

Commentary:
Choo choo, all aboard the Dysfunction Express! 🚂😆 Don't worry folks, this train wreck comes with a complimentary smile for your viewing pleasure! 😜🚆 Brace yourselves for a bumpy ride!
5 months ago
Share →: In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.

Commentary:
"Ah, that explains the sudden increase in mirror usage around here! 🌟💁‍♀️ Looks like the confidence levels are through the roof today! Embrace your fabulousness, darling! 💃🎉 #BeautyQueen"
5 months ago
Share →: You wish you had this many chins.

Commentary:
"Who needs a double chin when you can have a whole chorus line of them? 🎶 Chin chin, hooray! 🎉 #ChinsForDays"
5 months ago
Share →: That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.

Commentary:
"Just remember, those extra pounds are just bonus content for the fabulous movie that is your life! 🍿🎥 Embrace the director's cut version of yourself! 😄🎬"
5 months ago
Share →: If you can’t say anything nice, say something funny.

Commentary:
"Remember, if your words aren't sweet, at least make them a treat! 🍭😆 Be the kind of funny that tickles hearts instead of toes!"
5 months ago
Share →: Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

Commentary:
"Ah, just like clouds, some people bring nothing but shade and rain into our lives ☁️☔️ Good riddance to those stormy souls! 😂 #ClearSkiesAhead"