Funny possessions quotes

• You can’t have everything… where would you put it?”

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  2 months ago

  clutter, everything, humor, humor quote, irony, joke, possessions, put, sarcasm, where

• The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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  2 months ago

  body, comparison, dead, dead body, difference, garage, humor, i, joke, Lamborghini, possessions, wealth

• My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon.

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  2 months ago

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• I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward situation, borrowed, borrowed things, garage, garage sale, having, hope, humor, people, possessions, sale, selling, situation, things, thrift

• If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

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  2 months ago

  destroy, dog, dogs, humor, i, life, materialism, money, much, pets, possessions, pretty, same, stuff

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