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The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

3 months ago

My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon.

3 months ago

I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

3 months ago

If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

3 months ago