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Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

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May your coffee kick in, before reality does.

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And the haters? They were right. They were correct. They even nailed the small details, frankly it’s amazing.

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One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

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I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

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Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

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In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.

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I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

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Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

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Wanted to report a YouTube video, but there is no option for “Cringe”, so I just picked “Terrorism”.

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“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

Making waves on YouTube:

Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

Shared recently on Slack:

Why do I gotta dress for success? Maybe success could be the one who puts a little more into this relationship.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

My dad’s handwriting makes a pharmacist look like a calligrapher.

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Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

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Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

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I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

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Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

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Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

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Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

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A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

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Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

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Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

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“It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini.

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I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

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“We should get tickets” is as close to a rock concert as I get these days.

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That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

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Blink if you want me!

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Reported on YouTube:

“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

Reported on Snapchat:

I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

Making waves on Pinterest:

“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

Going viral on TikTok:

Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

Breaking via Twitch:

The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

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It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

Going viral on WeChat:

Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

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Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

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I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

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