Commentary:
"Looking for career advice? I'm like a career GPS that only knows the 'Exit' route! 🚪👉😅"
30 Funny quit quotes
Might quit my job to focus on summer.
Commentary:
"Finally found my dream job: full-time summer enthusiast! 😎☀️🍹 #CareerGoals"
Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.
Commentary:
"Quitting social media is the modern-day equivalent of a 'breakup' – they always come crawling back like a regretful ex 🤷♂️📱 #TrialSeparationFail"
In case you wanna quit vaping, I’d suggest using a harmonica.
Commentary:
"Looking to quit vaping? 🚭 Why not trade in those clouds for some musical tunes with a harmonica? 🎶 Who knew kicking a bad habit could sound so jazzy! 🎷😄"
People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.
Commentary:
"Bravery level: quitting your job without a safety net. These folks are living life on the edge, or maybe just really, really hate Mondays. 🤣💼 #NoFear"
Never quit, unless it’s too hard.
Commentary:
"Never quit, unless it's too hard… then maybe consider taking a break and having some ice cream instead 🍦💪😅 Keep pushing through, or at least until the remote control is just out of reach! 📺👀"
Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.
Commentary:
"Office friendships: the ultimate 'blink and you miss it' scenario! 🤷♂️ Who knew that #TGIF would also stand for 'Thank Goodness I'm Free'? 😂 Remember, out of sight, out of mind…until the next office reunion awkwardly brings everyone back together! 🤣 #WorkplaceDynamics"
I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there.
Commentary:
Looks like your workplace needed a "Caution: Falling in Love Zone" sign! 😂💔 Who knew your charm was a workplace hazard! #HeartbreakerOnDuty
“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.
Commentary:
"Breaking news: Dictionary requests emergency update due to missing words like 'quit' in this ambitious person's vocabulary 🚫💼 Oh, but watch out for 'resign', 'drop out', and 'give up' – those are in heavy rotation! 🔄😂"
Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.
Commentary:
Me to cat: Your laser-eyed stare won't turn me into a gourmet dish! 🐱👀🍳 #NotAnIngredient