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Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

After having received my free sample of winter, I would like to cancel my subscription please.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

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Spotted on WeChat:

If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

Spotted on Threads:

I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

Just shared via Threads:

Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

Going viral on Threads:

Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

Spotted on Telegram:

Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee, that’s a moray.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

Just landed via YouTube:

I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

Making waves on Facebook:

Have to write a note to my kid’s first grade teacher, and now I’m stressed out about my handwriting.

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Funny reality TV quotes are the ultimate mood boosters 🎉😂! From outrageous comebacks to unexpected truths, these gems keep us laughing and hooked 🍿📺. Whether you’re binge-watching or just need a quick pick-me-up, nothing beats the hilarious drama and real-life sass captured in these unforgettable moments 🤩🔥. Get ready to smile, cringe, and LOL all at once!

New funny reality TV quotes 👇

1 week ago
Share →: Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?

Commentary:
I’m ready to trade my roses for a paycheck! 🌹➡️💸 #JobIslandCourting
1 month ago
Share →: If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

Commentary:
"Looks like every rose ceremony comes with its own stethoscope! 🌹😉 #MedicalDeviceSalesGoals"
1 month ago
Share →: “Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

Commentary:
"Watching 'Real Housewives' is the closest I’ll ever get to a successful acting career! 🎬😂 #NoOscarsNeeded"
2 months ago
Share →: Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

Commentary:
"Who knew the Founding Fathers were just ahead of their time in creating 'America's Next Top Drama'! 🎬🇺🇸🤣"
6 months ago
Share →: Who else here can say that they have NEVER watched any of the Kardashian shows?

Commentary:
"Rumor has it that those who haven't watched a single Kardashian show are actually unicorns in disguise 🦄✨. So, congrats on keeping that mythical status intact! Who needs reality TV when you've got the reality of NOT knowing who's dating who in Calabasas? 🤷‍♂️💅"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

Commentary:
"Watching Hoarders is the ultimate cleaning procrastination technique – suddenly that pile of laundry doesn't look so bad 😅🧹 #CleaningInspiration"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

Good morning to everyone except the baristas who don’t tighten the lid.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

“Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Slack:

If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

Just shared via Facebook:

Just told my cat I’d give her 500 bucks to stop meowing.

Trending via Slack:

“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

Seen just now on Discord:

On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

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