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Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

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Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

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That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

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Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

I’m sorry that I bit you, I was trying to flirt.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

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Parents be like “Boys are easier,” and then their daughter has to save the family from ruin.

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Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

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There’s no reason to be bored flying on an airplane. Use the time to tell the person next to you your entire life story.

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Trending via Telegram:

If your first child is uncomplicated, then it’s a trick of nature to get you to have a second child. The second will be an unpredictable bundle of energy that seems to get by without sleep.

Trending via TikTok:

No more bare minimum, I want the moon and the stars. Maybe even a planet at this point.

Going bananas on Twitch:

If your girlfriend doesn’t go a little psycho on you from time to time, then she’s not in love with you, sweetie.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Born to screenshot everything and never look at it again.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

Live now on Snapchat:

I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

Just shared via TikTok:

Dear unsuccessful applicant, we ultimately decided to split the role between existing staff without paying any of them extra.

Just landed via Snapchat:

When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

Just landed via Twitch:

Sometimes you really do write a whole poem just to give one beautiful phrase a home.

Funny rebellious quotes

Funny rebellious quotes are the perfect way to shake things up and add a little mischief to your day 😜🔥 Whether you’re breaking the rules or just flirting with chaos, these witty lines will have you laughing out loud 😂💥 Embrace your inner rebel and let humor lead the way—because sometimes, the best rebellion is a good joke! 😎⚡️

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Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

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Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

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Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

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I’m addicted to following the rules I made up. And also breaking the rules I made up.

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50 shares on Pinterest this month:

We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.

12 shares on Twitch this month:

The year flies by when you’re scrolling.

83 shares on YouTube this month:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.

47 shares on X this month:

Hi, I’m online. Would you like to argue for an hour about whether a hotdog is a sandwich?

92 shares on YouTube this month:

You amuse me, Jester. You may enter my bed chambers.

58 shares on Telegram this month:

Screw you guys, I’m gonna go make friends with the crows.

52 shares on Discord this month:

I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

26 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

74 shares on X this month:

Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

37 shares on Twitch this month:

“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

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Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

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I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

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The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

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The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

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Pursuing an academic career is like thinking the stripper loves you.

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They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

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“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

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Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

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The first person to ever throw up was probably like, “Ok, what the hell.”

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Thank you all for attending my final rose ceremony. There will be no roses.

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Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Cars should have two horns, one for “excuse me, kind friend,” and another for “curse you and your family for generations.”

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Free marriage tip: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she is mowing the lawn.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Facebook:

If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

Spotted on Slack:

Take me back to the night we met so I can never give you a chance.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

Just shared via TikTok:

This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

Just landed via Slack:

If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

Trending via TikTok:

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly, great call from the haters.

Going viral on Instagram:

I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.

Just shared via Facebook:

Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

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