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Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

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if you think i’m rude, you should hear the lil voice in my head.

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I get writer’s block responding to people.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

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ChatGPT is there for me in ways I don’t think any man ever could be.

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If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

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It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”

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Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

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Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

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Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

Reported on WeChat:

I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

Going viral on Slack:

My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

Going viral on Pinterest:

What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

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Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.

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Spotted on Messenger:

I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

Just shared via YouTube:

American Feng Shui is when the grill doesn’t wobble.

Seen just now on Twitch:

All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.

Trending via Pinterest:

If it weren’t for this whole job thingy that pays me money, I’d become a professional nap taker.

Trending via Telegram:

I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

Just shared via TikTok:

Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

Going viral on YouTube:

College is literally just you, your laptop, and your water bottle against the world.

Spotted on Discord:

I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

Making waves on Slack:

Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

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