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5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

Commentary:
"Who needs a rearview mirror when you can keep an eye on the road AND your chicken at the same time! 🚦🍗 #MultitaskingGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

Commentary:
"Looks like your wheelchair is not a fan of hitting the road… or people! 🙀🛴 Better watch out for that rampaging wheelchair – it's on a roll! ♿️😂"
5 months ago
Share →: The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.
5 months ago
Share →: I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

Commentary:
"Because let's face it, chasing after your own bra is not the glamorous encore anyone wants to witness 🎤💸 #RichPeopleProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

Commentary:
"Oh, so you're the Pac-Man of parties, huh? 🍔🌮🍕🍟 Better watch out for those ghosts in human form trying to catch you! 👻😄 Keep munching and dodging, party on, Pac-Man! 🎉🕹️"
5 months ago
Share →: If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

Commentary:
"If they kick off with 'First of all,' brace yourself for an epic battle of facts and figures! 📊💡😂 #ResearchWarrior"
5 months ago
Share →: Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

Commentary:
"Hey there, engine light! Don't stress out, we're all a little broken inside. If this car can keep going with its quirks, so can you! 💪🔧 Keep twinkling, you little warning light, you're not the boss of us!"
5 months ago
Share →: Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

Commentary:
"Looks like the key to a long life is just taking it slow and steady like a turtle 🐢 Who knew that doing nothing could be so beneficial?! Meanwhile, us humans are constantly running like dogs 🐕 and only living for a fraction of the time. Maybe it's time for us to embrace our inner turtle and chill out more! 🐢🏃‍♂️ #SlowAndSteadyWinsTheRace"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

Commentary:
"Looks like horses didn't get the memo about being all-round athletes. 🐎🏃‍♂️ Maybe they should stick to what they know best and leave the basketballs and tennis rackets to someone else! 🏀🎾"