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When you realize that today is a "hug them with your words, not your hands" kind of day 😂🤦♀️ #KeepCalm 👐😇
36 Funny self-control quotes
Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.
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Proof that sometimes less is more… especially when avoiding a novel! 😂📜✂️
I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.
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Procrastination level: expert 😅⏳ Maybe I'll join you… tomorrow!
If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.
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Guess I’ll have to hide my happiness behind my resting grump face then! 😄🙃
Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.
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When you channel your inner Zen master instead of your inner WWE wrestler 😂🪑💫
Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.
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"Steering the wheel is for grown-ups, but at least the backseat is a safe space! 😂🚗🧸"
Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.
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"When my mouth gets a mind of its own, the struggle is real! 😂🤐🗣️"
Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.
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"Me skipping the midnight cookie: tomorrow, I'm expecting to wake up as a runway model. 😂🍪💃"
I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.
I can resist everything except temptation.
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Ah, the eternal struggle between willpower and desire! As Oscar Wilde so succinctly put it, "I can resist everything except temptation." It's like trying to resist the allure of a warm, gooey chocolate chip cookie on a strict healthy eating plan – temptation always seems to have the upper hand! But hey, who can blame us? Sometimes, giving in to temptation is just too irresistible to resist!