263 Funny self-deprecation quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My head is starting to get dented from hitting rock bottom so often.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like you're getting ahead in more ways than one! 💥 Keep pushing through those rocky situations – soon your head will be as tough as a diamond! 💎 Remember, it's all about perspective… and maybe investing in a helmet. 🪖😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

  Commentary:
  Oh, you thought that upper lip mole was all the charm I had to offer? Just you wait until you catch a glimpse of that intriguing dark spot on my MRI – now *that's* a conversation starter! 🧐🔍 #MysterySpot #MedicalMagnetism

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we've hit the jackpot of… nothingness! 🤷‍♂️ Keep on scrolling, folks, because apparently, we've reached the black hole of content creation where the content has vanished into thin air! 😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

  Commentary:
  "Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same… I also perform better with a little treat every now and then 🍪😅 #CookieLoversUnite"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My back and I are definitely not the same age.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic tale of back pain vs. youthful spirit! 🤣💪 Who needs a chronological age when your back has its own agenda, am I right? Here's to defying gravity and never growing old in spirit – even if our backs beg to differ! 🙃👴 #ForeverYoungAtHeart"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

  Commentary:
  "I guess you could say I'm the unofficial Mosquito Whisperer 🦟 Shorts may not be my best look, but at least I've got backup dancers wherever I go! 💃 #MosquitoMagnate"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My parents told me I could be anything I wanted so I became unacceptable.

  Commentary:
  "Apparently, when life gave this person lemons 🍋, they went ahead and made a whole fruit salad 🥗! Who knew being unacceptable could be a career choice? 😂 #LifeGoals #UnapologeticallyOnPoint"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

  Commentary:
  "Making a baby unimpressed is a whole new level of fail 🙈👶 Better luck next time, champ! Maybe take some baby comedy classes? 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the eternal optimist! 🤦‍♂️ Turning simple problems into epic sagas since forever. It's like adding fuel to the fire and then wondering why it got hotter 🔥. Who needs a solution when you can have a spectacle, right? 🤣 #LifeOfProblemSolver

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  5 months ago

  Share →: FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

  Commentary:
  Ah, FOBI – the ultimate anti-social anxiety! 🙅‍♂️ Who needs FOMO when you've got FOBI keeping you happily away from those social gatherings? 😂 It's all about embracing your fear of being invited and enjoying some quality alone time instead! 🎉 #FOBIPride 🙌

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