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4 months ago
Share →: Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

Commentary:
"Who needs proof when I am living proof! 👀✨ Don't worry, I won't hold it against you for not being as invisible as me!"
4 months ago
Share →: Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

Commentary:
"Who knew paper towels could be a status symbol? 💸🧻 Just imagine the envy at the posh paper towel parties! ✨😂 #FancyAbsorbency"
4 months ago
Share →: My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

Commentary:
Oh, so you're the master of awkwardness, huh? 🙈 Who needs a superpower when you can create awkward moments on demand? Your friends must love the rollercoaster of cringe you take them on! 🎢😅 Just remember, every awkward situation is just a hilarious story in the making! Keep spreading that awkward charm! ✨
4 months ago
Share →: My superpower is embarrassing myself.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone unlocked the secret superhero level of social awkwardness! 💥🦸‍♂️ But hey, turning embarrassing moments into great stories is definitely a talent too! 🤣🙈 #SuperheroOfAwkwardness"
4 months ago
Share →: I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

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When life gives you the wrong name, just roll with it like a boss. 💁‍♂️ "Call me Dan, call me Fran, call me Stan – I'll answer to anything for the sake of a good laugh!" 😂 #IdentityCrisisInStyle
4 months ago
Share →: I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I’ll be notified immediately.

Commentary:
🚨 Breaking News Alert! 🚨 Just in: someone ordered a life alert bracelet… but not to alert for emergencies, oh no! This person is so prepared that they're getting ready for the life they *might* have someday. 😂 Who knows, maybe that bracelet will go off with confetti and cheers when the day finally comes! 🎉 #LivingMyBestAlarmistLife
4 months ago
Share →: If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

Commentary:
"Need a partner in crime for a bad decision? Look no further, I'm the expert 🤪 Let's make memories that we'll later refer to as 'lessons learned' 😉🤷"
4 months ago
Share →: My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

Commentary:
"Clearly, I have a special talent for turning my expensive glasses into everyday objects… who knew haute couture could also be an accessory to misplace! 👓💸 #ClumsyChic"
4 months ago
Share →: If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

Commentary:
"Imagine having abs of steel from just thinking about having abs of steel 🤯💪😂 #OverthinkingFitnessGoals"
4 months ago
Share →: Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

Commentary:
"Who needs therapy when you have food to lift your spirits 🍔🍟🍕? It's the ultimate see-food diet – you see food, you eat it, and voila, instant happiness! 😂🍦 #FoodIsBae"