39 Funny self-talk quotes

• Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

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  3 weeks ago

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• You ever got inside jokes with yourself, or is that schizophrenia?

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  3 weeks ago

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• The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

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  3 weeks ago

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• One of the voices in my head brought up an excellent point, so obviously he had to go.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I talk to myself in the same condescending tone, so you’re not special.

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  3 weeks ago

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• My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.

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  3 weeks ago

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• “I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

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  3 weeks ago

  always, going, humor, i, lie, morning, myself, procrastination, self-talk, sleep, tell, tonight

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