Funny senior quotes

• Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

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  4 days ago

  aging, frustration, grocery, grocery store, humor, mad, rearrange, senior, senior year, store, welcome, where, year

• May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

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  4 days ago

  animals, attitude, behavior, children, courtesy, exactly, humor, kindness, life, manners, patience, respect, same, sarcasm, senior, social, social behavior, store, treat

• Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

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  5 days ago

  age, aging, aging humor, being, body, body noise, coming, figure, health, humor, life, noise, old, old age, senior, senior life, trying, why

• I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

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  5 days ago

  age, age contrast, aging, back, citizen, contrast, heart, humor, kid, knees, self-deprecating, senior, youth

• I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

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  5 days ago

  age, aging, communication, humor, joke, loud, me, people, senior, slow, speech, talk, where

• If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

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  1 week ago

  conversation, humor, isolation, just, keep, management, me, meet, meeting, myself, self-employed, senior, talking, walking, work

• All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

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  2 weeks ago

  evidence, humor, i, ID, irony, job, management, much, performance, promotion, senior, senior management, workplace, worse

• I kind of can’t wait for my generation to be bumping 90’s hip hop, rap, and heavy metal at the old folks’ homes.

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  2 weeks ago

  90s, 90s hip hop, citizen, folks, generation, heavy, heavy metal, hip, home, homes, hop, humor, i, kind, metal, music, nostalgia, old, old folks’ home, rap, senior, senior citizen, wait

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