Funny session quotes

• My therapist should also do my nails while we’re talking.

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  1 month ago

  care, humor, multitasking, nail, nail care, nails, self-care, session, should, talking, therapist, therapy, therapy session, while

• I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, app, health, humor, i, irony, meditation, mental, mental health, mindfulness, missing, session, stress, technology

• If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

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  2 months ago

  having, head, health, humor, looking, me, mental, mental health, myself, self-reflection, self-talk, session, therapy, zoned, zoned out

• Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

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  2 months ago

  conversation, feeling, guilt, guilty, humor, myself, personal, reflection, self, session, taking, talking, therapy

• Therapists are like, “You don’t owe anyone anything. Except me. You owe me 250 dollars for this session.”

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  4 months ago

  anyone, anything, debt, dollars, except, humor, me, money, payment, psychology, session, therapist

• At my next therapy session, I will be discussing the trauma I’ve been dealing with ever since the grocery store layout was altered.

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  5 months ago

  change, dealing, discussing, ever, frustration, grocery, grocery store, health, humor, i, layout, mental, mental health, next, session, shopping, store, therapy, trauma

• Adulting: unlocking life’s mysteries, one therapy session at a time.

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  5 months ago

  adulting, health, humor, life, mental, mental health, mystery, self-care, session, therapy, time

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