Funny session quotes — Wordgag ツ

Therapists are like, “You don’t owe anyone anything. Except me. You owe me 250 dollars for this session.”

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

At my next therapy session, I will be discussing the trauma I’ve been dealing with ever since the grocery store layout was altered.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Adulting: unlocking life’s mysteries, one therapy session at a time.

2 months ago2 months ago

I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

2 months ago2 months ago

If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

2 months ago2 months ago

Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

4 months ago4 months ago