41 Funny silence quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sweet sound of silence… or is it? 🦟 Just when you thought you were free from the annoying buzzing, the suspense of its absence kicks in! 🤫 Brace yourself for the next round of mosquito madness! 🦟😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A moment of silence for the paycheck that was in my account for five minutes.

  Commentary:
  "Let us all bow our heads and observe a moment of silence for the fleeting presence of that paycheck in the bank account – gone too soon, like a shooting star that vanished into the financial abyss 🌠💸💨 #BlinkAndYouMissIt"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

  Commentary:
  "Watch out for the silent woman – she's plotting world domination while you're busy laughing at lion memes. 🦁👩‍💼💥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the perfect recipe for turning a personal dilemma into a group project! 🤣🔊 Who needs privacy and personal space when you can turn your struggles into a full-on production for all to enjoy? Just remember, sharing is caring… or something like that! #AwkwardlyPublicStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.

  Commentary:
  📚🎨 Do you long for some peace and quiet in this noisy world? Look no further than "The Art of Silence" by the enigmatic Chinese philosopher Shut-Up! Let the wisdom of silence speak volumes to your soul… or maybe just shush those chatty inner voices! 😉 #ShhWisely

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic struggle between theory and reality – the brain saying 'shh' but the mouth doing its own thing 🤭. Who can relate to this never-ending battle of self-control? It's like our mouths have a mind of their own sometimes, right? 😅 Just remember, sometimes silence truly is golden… in theory! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

  Commentary:
  "Whales be like: 'Sorry, can't talk, I'm on a sabbatical from opinions 🐋✨' Who knew these majestic creatures were the ultimate masters of silence and contemplation! Maybe we should take a cue from them and practice some 'whale wisdom' in our daily lives. Just keep swimming, dear humans, and save those opinions for a rainy day! 🙊🌊"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.

  Commentary:
  Looks like this husband might need a crash course in reading between the silent treatment lines! 🤐🙈😂 #CommunicationBreakdown

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I should have been a Librarian, my favorite thing to do is telling people to shut up.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe being a Librarian isn't your calling, but you've definitely mastered the 'shushing' art! 🤫📚 Keep quiet and carry on, oh silent sage!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

  Commentary:
  "Approaching the medicine cabinet like a burglar sneaking past a guard dog, for who wants to disturb the slumber of those precious sleeping pills? 😴🚪💊 #SilentNight"

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