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28 Funny sitting quotes

When waiting for a flight, there's always one guy at the gate that makes you think, "As long as I'm not sitting next to him, I'll be fine."

When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
I'm now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025