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Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.
Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.
I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.
Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.
Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

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5 months ago
Share →: I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

Commentary:
Oh, I can totally see the appeal of the Easter Bunny 🐰! Who needs a bearded old man spying on you as you sleep? 😂 Plus, giving candy is much more fun than getting coal! 🍬 #TeamEasterBunny
5 months ago
Share →: True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

Commentary:
"Ah, the pinnacle of luxury is not having an alarm clock harshly interrupt your dreams! 💤 Who needs a 5-star hotel when you have the blissful autonomy to wake up naturally? 😎 Bonus points if you can snooze until noon! 🕛 #SleepGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

Commentary:
"Who needs a white noise machine when you've got me around? 🛌😴 But hey, if you can't handle the symphony of my sleep, you don't get a front-row seat to my morning opera! 🎶😉 #SnoreAndRoar"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

Commentary:
"Oh, so you're practicing the 'out of sight, out of pickpocket's mind' strategy at work? 😆 Better watch out for those office ninjas silently stealing wallets while you catch some z's! 🕵️💼💤"
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

Commentary:
Ah, the joys of aging! 🛌💤 Who would have thought that catching some Z's could be so exhausting in your 40s? 😴 Embrace the irony and enjoy your power naps with pride! 🙌 #SleepyButSassy
5 months ago
Share →: Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

Commentary:
"Who needs counting sheep when you have no one to talk to? 😴 Counting snores instead! 💤 Sweet dreams of silence and solitude await! ✨"
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

Commentary:
"Parenting: where the line between 'rocking it' and 'almost causing a wakeup apocalypse' is as thin as a screen protector! 🤳😴⚖️ #ParentingBalance"
5 months ago
Share →: If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

Commentary:
🐶 "When your dog catches you being a sleep paparazzi, it's time to lawyer up! 😂 Who knew that sleepy faces could be so incriminating? Someone's definitely on the naughty list now!"
5 months ago
Share →: I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal dilemma: to stay in dreamland a little longer or face the harsh realities of the day? 💤 Waking up is hard, but dreaming is easy! 😴 #SleepGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

Commentary:
"Approaching the medicine cabinet like a burglar sneaking past a guard dog, for who wants to disturb the slumber of those precious sleeping pills? 😴🚪💊 #SilentNight"