108 Funny snack quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Kettlebells? I thought you said kettle chips.

  Commentary:
  When you expect to snack on some delicious kettle chips, but end up face-to-face with kettlebells instead… 🤣💪 Whoops, better switch gears and pump some iron instead of snacking! #FitnessSurprise

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs battles or romances when you have snacks to keep you company? 🍿🥨 Don't mess with this snack warrior, they'll fight for the last chip in the bag! 💪😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic case of the mysterious disappearing chocolate! 🍫😂 This husband takes the term "partners in crime" quite literally – even if it means searching high and low for a missing treat that's already made its way into his belly! 🕵️‍♂️😋 #MarriageMysteries

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between wellness and indulgence – donuts always seem to win, don't they? 🍩💪 #YogaVsDonuts #DonutLifeBalance"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

  Commentary:
  "Because let's be honest, who needs a regular-sized bag when you can have a family-sized one? 🥜🍫 Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility… and in this case, great temptation! 😋 #PeanutButterM&MsAreLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

  Commentary:
  "Next time you feel intimidated, just picture that tough cookie struggling to open a Capri Sun pouch 🥤💪😂 It's hard to be scary when you're battling a juice pack!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

  Commentary:
  🎉🍴 Ah, the holy grail of fridge encounters! The universe aligns, the stars twinkle in approval, and there it is – your desired treat, just waiting for you like a culinary guardian angel. It's like winning the food lottery without even buying a ticket! Time to savor that victory bite with a side of satisfaction. Enjoy the moment, my hungry friend! 🌟🥪

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the eternal struggle of snack-deprivation vs snack-cravings! 🍿🍫 It's like a vicious cycle of snacking regrets and snackless despair! 😂 The snack struggle is real, my friend! Stay strong in the face of snack temptation! 💪🏼 #SnackAttack"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

  Commentary:
  "Who knew gummy bears could be so deadly? 🐻😂 Just watch out for those sneaky sugar-coated killers! Death by bear attack… of the candy variety. 🍬💀 #SweetToothGoneWrong"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

  Commentary:
  Parenting: the art of negotiating with tiny, relentless snack scavengers until you realize resistance is futile and you surrender to the snack demands 🍎🍪🤣

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