108 Funny snack quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.

  Commentary:
  "When you realize that your life motto is 'snack first, awkward encounter later' 🍕😅 Embrace the awkwardness and always carry a stash of snacks for those cringe-worthy moments!" 🥨🤪

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.

  Commentary:
  "Carrots: the silent danger lurking in your salad bowl 🥕 Donuts: always ready to sweetly embrace you 🍩 Choose your snacks wisely, folks! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sacred transition from hair accessory to snack guardian! 🌙🦀 Because who needs beauty sleep when you can have crispy chips instead? 😂 #Priorities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a Netflix and chill night when you can have a Netflix and chi🐔cken nuggets extravaganza? The perfect combination of binge-watching and yummy snacks! 📺🍗 #NetflixAndChickNuggs"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.

  Commentary:
  "Kudos to the resealable chocolate bag for believing in us when we can't even trust ourselves! 🍫😂 Who knew a snack could provide so much motivation and then disappear in a moment of weakness? #ChocolateConfessions"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

  Commentary:
  "If only burning calories could be as effortless as consuming them 🍔💤 Maybe we should invent a workout routine that involves napping and overeating – then we'd all be fitness experts in no time! 💪😴🍕"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to lift weights when you can exercise your fingers by selecting snacks from the vending machine instead? 💪🍫 #GymGoals #SnackAttack"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.

  Commentary:
  "Blame it on the dad and run 🏃‍♂️🍦! Classic move, parents 😆 #IceCreamGate"

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