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"Bruschetta: the food that leaves you torn between enjoying its deliciousness π€€ and regretting the aftermath cleaning π§Ή. It's a culinary rollercoaster ride! π
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- βListen to your body!β Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.
- If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didnβt.
- Iβm just a girl looking for another snack.
- Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.
- Nearly choked on a carrot. A donut would never do that to me.
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Looks like their brains were on a sugar rush instead of a thought-provoking one! π©π€ Nothing like thinking about those delicious, doughy circles to get you thinking outside the box! Who knew donuts could be such a dangerous distraction at a think tank? π #DonutDisruption -
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"Ah, the classic tale of sweet cravings and strategic spousal maneuvers! π©πββοΈ Just remember, behind every great donut caper is a supportive partner reluctantly hiding the evidence. π #TeamDonut" -
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"French fries are the unsung heroes of any meal, always there to save the day like lifeboats on the Titanic. But just like the infamous ship, they never seem to be quite enough to keep us afloat! ππ #FryDayStruggles" -
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Oh, how times have changed! π¦πͺ Seems like those canaries were ahead of the health food trend back in the day! Next thing you know, they'll be serving avocado toast to the goldfish! π₯π #BackToTheGrains -
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"Decisions, decisions… Do you go for the snacks and embrace temporary happiness π« or resist temptation and spiral into a pit of despair? π© It's a tough call, but remember: in snack we trust! π #SnackLife" -
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Looks like we've got a savory twist on the classic love triangle! π§πΊ Who needs drama when you can have a snack instead? π #DoritoLoveTriangle -
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"Who knew that potato chips could be so divisive? π₯πΊ Next time, maybe opt for a quieter snack option to save your marriage! ππ #snackdrama" -
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"Your honor, I object! Taking someone's last fry is a serious offense punishable by a lifelong ban from all future fry-sharing sessions πβοΈ Let the record show that this crime against potato goodness shall not go unpunished!" -
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"Who does that bag think it is, bossing around your snack choices like it owns the place? ππ Serving sizes are more like serving suggestions anyway. Bag, you're not the boss of us! ππ #SnackRevolt"
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- Kettlebells? I thought you said kettle chips.
- You donβt know a person until youβve seen them eat popcorn.
- All Iβm saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.
- A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.
- I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.
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