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As long as the lights are dim and the compliments are plentiful, mission accomplished! 😂🙈💪
536 Funny someone quotes
I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.
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Relationship goals: synchronizing our eye rolls 😆🙄❤️
Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.
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Sounds like you're walking the fine line between 'eccentric' and 'should we be worried?' 😂🧠🚶♂️
The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.
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Trying to watch a movie with a chatterbox is like reading a book in a library with a rock band playing behind you! 📚🎸🤐
Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”
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When "hahaha" becomes your personal cupid repellent 😂💌
Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.
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When you wish people came with a fast-forward button 🎬🤣🤭
How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.
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Taking applications for a professional "un-meet" service! 😂🙈 #LifeInWitnessProtectionMode
Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.
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When your soulmate is a cheeseburger and you're okay with that 🍔😍💘
A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”
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Trying to adult like: 🎪😅 Who knew balancing on a hammock was also a life skill!
I can do a lot of things, but listening to someone chew is not one of them.
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Trying to stay calm while someone chews next to me is my new extreme sport 🤣🤯🍽️