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That's the kind of free time I dream of—next stop, reviewing socks and dustpans! 😂🧺📦
536 Funny someone quotes
There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.
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Feeling personally attacked by this violent act of "peanut butter mouth"! 🥜🚫💦🤣
If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.
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That moment you realize snacks are your true love language 🥨❤️🍫
Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.
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I was hoping to ask them about their departure, exit satisfaction, and if they'd like more cat memes in the future! 😹📉
Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.
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When it comes to home parking wars, it's tow away or the highway! 🚗💥😠
Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.
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Sibling love: when "I got your back" becomes "I got your back because I pushed you out of the way first!" 😂🤷♂️👫
Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.
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Trying my best to win the hide-and-seek championship while pushing a shopping cart! 🏃♂️🛒😂
Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?
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Sounds like a job for the Phone-nappers! 📱🕵️♂️🚨
When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!
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"Why did the mosquito slap me and call it 'human karma'? 🤔🦟😂"
I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.
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"When your productivity level is higher than the clouds 🌿⛅ but you still forget where you left your phone 😅📱 #PabloProblems"