Funny square quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the geometry of pizza and women: deliciously puzzling! 😄🍕🔺⬜️"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old days when the biggest dilemma was sandwich shapes! 🥪 Who knew triangles versus squares could stir up such deep emotions? 😄 Let's take a moment to appreciate the innocence of childhood priorities! 🧒🍞 #SandwichStruggles

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like CVS is taking their 'receipt paper trail' to a whole new level! 🎉💸 Who knew those long receipts could bring joy and messiness at the same time? 😂 #CVSConfetti"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I hope this email punches you square in the face.

  Commentary:
  "Whoa there, email! Watch out for those sharp corners! 😂💥💻 #EmailsWithAttitude"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

  Commentary:
  📸 "It's the ultimate mystery of the photography world – round lenses capturing square pictures! Maybe it's a conspiracy by the geometry-loving photographers out there, or maybe it's just the universe's way of keeping us all on our toes. One thing's for sure, there's never a dull moment in the world of photography! 🤔📦"

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