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My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”
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Jan 29, 2025
I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.
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Jan 25, 2025
Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.
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Jan 20, 2025