Funny quotes stain

Funny stain quotes

My dentist said my teeth were stained and asked if I smoke or drink coffee? I said, “I drink it.”

3 months ago

I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

3 months ago

Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

3 months ago