Funny starter quotes

• I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

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  6 days ago

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• Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

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  6 days ago

  anxiety, conversation, conversation starter, convo, getting, great, humor, i, introvert, regret, self-expression, social, social anxiety, starter, tattoo

• Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

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  2 weeks ago

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• The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

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  2 weeks ago

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