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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

  Commentary:
  Ah, the art of awkward conversation mastery! 🙈😂 It's like turning every chat into a cringe-worthy masterpiece, leaving everyone with no choice but to resort to the classic "so yeah…" 🤷‍♂️ Keep those awkward moments coming, because life is just too short for boring small talk! 😜✨ #AwkwardConvoPro

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew your arm art could be a louder introvert than you? 🤭 Maybe next time opt for a temporary tattoo to keep the chats at a whisper level. 😜💬 #QuietTattooRegrets"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: Instead of a mundane conference call, you become the star of a horror movie 🏒🔪 Who needs a chainsaw when you have a hockey mask on a Zoom call? Happy Friday the 13th, the sequel we never saw coming! 😂 #HockeyMaskChic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

  Commentary:
  "Spice up your hugs with a dash of intrigue and a sprinkle of pure magic by whispering, 'the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!' 👀✨ Who knows, you might just summon some extra magical cuddle powers! 🧙‍♂️🤗 #HugGoals"

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