Funny stolen quotes

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  5 months ago

  View →: I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.
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  5 months ago

  View →: As I’m moonwalking away, they didn’t even notice I had stolen a brownie.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

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