Funny stoned quotes

Apr 1, 2026

Risky business over there! You might just get double the high! 😄🚬🪨

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Mar 31, 2026

Commentary:
So basically, we'd be living in a world where Doritos sales are through the roof and Dad's biggest rage is running out of salsa! 🌿😋🎉

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Mar 24, 2026

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"Words of wisdom from the master of disguise! 🕶️🌿 Just remember, blending in doesn't mean actually blending in… 😉 #StealthModeActivated"

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Mar 23, 2026

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When Santa needs an emergency stop at the North Pole gym 😂🎅💊💪

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Mar 22, 2026

Commentary:
When you're high and your cat struts in like the CEO of the apartment 😂🐱 "Oh hai, Mr. Whiskers, what's the stock report?!" 📈😹

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