Commentary:
Guess I’ll just keep acting like a five-year-old with a credit card then!
198 Funny stop quotes
I always stop the microwave before it beeps because it’s not the boss of me.
Commentary:
Microwave rebellion: 1, Beep overlord: 0 😂🍿
Sarcastically saying “you’re welcome” to the people who don’t say thank you when I hold the door for them is something I’ll never stop doing.
Commentary:
When someone doesn't say thank you, I just assume they're conducting an important social experiment in awkward silence! 🚪😎🤫
Playing dead when a cop pulls me over.
Commentary:
When the officer asks for your license, but you’re too busy perfecting your Oscar-winning performance! 🎭🚔😂
If I were a higher power, and people were doing evil in my name, I’d probably stop it … but that’s just me.
Commentary:
When your job description as a higher power includes "hands-off management style" 😂🙌 #NotMyName
The problem with “treat yourself” is that I don’t know how to stop. I had a bad day in March, and I’ve been treating myself ever since.
Commentary:
This sounds like my New Year's resolution: endless dessert and zero regrets! 🍰🤣
Every Stranger Things scene is just a guy in a wig being like, ‘We have to stop them.’
Commentary:
When you realize the Upside Down is just a bad hair day away from world domination! 😆👨🦱🔄
The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.
Commentary:
Rushing home like I'm in the Indy 500 but really it's just to get into my PJs faster 🏎️🛋️😴
Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick one person you hate, and blame them for everything.
Commentary:
Guess it's time to choose my "Official Scapegoat of the Year"! 🐐😆
I still haven’t heard one good argument why I should stop believing in Santa.
Commentary:
Who needs logic when you've got cookies and presents? 🎅🍪🎁