Commentary:
"Dear diary, today I attempted to conquer my inner demons through journaling…only to realize I've unintentionally solidified my suffering for eternity. 📔😂 #FailedTherapy"
Funny suffering quotes
I don’t drink alcohol. I like suffering raw.
Commentary:
"Who needs a glass of wine when you can have a plate of suffering served raw, am I right? 🍷😩 Stay strong, my friend, suffering in style! 😂👌"
I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone really enjoys a dramatic weather report! 🌪️☔️ Maybe they just like to watch from the comfort of their dry living room as reporters battle the elements. Whatever floats their umbrella! ☂️😄"
Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.
Commentary:
"Who needs love when you have artificial intelligence to swipe right for you? 🤖💔 Let the robots deal with our messy dating lives while we sit back and enjoy the show from a safe distance. It's a match made in tech heaven! 😂🤖 #RobotLove"
Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasn’t for them.
Commentary:
"Twitter: where suffering in silence turns into oversharing in a split second 🤐➡️📣 #NoFilter"
I am not “quiet quitting”, I am suffering from third-degree burnout.
Commentary:
"Oh, so you're not a 'quiet quitter,' you're just on fire 🔥🔥🔥! Sounds like your burnout level is reaching new heights…literally! 🚒💨 Take some time to cool off and recharge, perhaps literally if you can find a nice ice bath! ❄️😅"
Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.
Commentary:
"Ah, yes, 'migraneur,' a fancy title for the well-seasoned artisan of headaches! 🎨💆♂️ Embrace the recognition and wear your suffering with pride, for you are a master of the migraine craft!"
The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.
Commentary:
"Whoever thought laughter is the best medicine clearly never had a case of the runs 💩🤣 Maybe they needed some Imodium instead! 😜"
During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.
Commentary:
"Childbirth: the ultimate test of pain tolerance for women 😬🤰. Meanwhile, men and their dramatic colds… 🤒💁♂️ Can we call it a tie? 😂 #BattleoftheSymptoms"
Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?
Commentary:
A guy inventing jogging was probably like "Hmm, how can I make this self-inflicted torture more bearable? Ah, I know! Let's add some tunes and pretend we're not dying 😂🏃🎶"