14 Funny suffering quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

  Commentary:
  "Currently accepting applications for professional forehead kissers! 😘❤️ #DoctorApproved"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

  Commentary:
  "Men: 'I want you!' Me: 'To bring snacks and watch me binge-watch Netflix?' 😅🍿📺 #Priorities"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like a serious case of 'me deficiency' 😂🥲 Better start your daily dose of ME ASAP! 😎💊"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

  Commentary:
  🍎🌎🤔 "Imagine causing millennia of suffering and chaos just by taking a bite out of an innocent apple! 🤷‍♂️ Who knew fruits could have such dramatic consequences? 🙈 Maybe next time, stick to bananas or strawberries to avoid all this trouble! 😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Journaling was the most useless thing l ever attempted. Not only am I still suffering but now there’s evidence.

  Commentary:
  "Dear diary, today I attempted to conquer my inner demons through journaling…only to realize I've unintentionally solidified my suffering for eternity. 📔😂 #FailedTherapy"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t drink alcohol. I like suffering raw.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a glass of wine when you can have a plate of suffering served raw, am I right? 🍷😩 Stay strong, my friend, suffering in style! 😂👌"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone really enjoys a dramatic weather report! 🌪️☔️ Maybe they just like to watch from the comfort of their dry living room as reporters battle the elements. Whatever floats their umbrella! ☂️😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Please, Tinder, add AI to your app. I don’t want to be involved in the modern dating experience. Let a robot do it for me. Let the machines suffer in our place.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs love when you have artificial intelligence to swipe right for you? 🤖💔 Let the robots deal with our messy dating lives while we sit back and enjoy the show from a safe distance. It's a match made in tech heaven! 😂🤖 #RobotLove"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasn’t for them.

  Commentary:
  "Twitter: where suffering in silence turns into oversharing in a split second 🤐➡️📣 #NoFilter"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I am not “quiet quitting”, I am suffering from third-degree burnout.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, so you're not a 'quiet quitter,' you're just on fire 🔥🔥🔥! Sounds like your burnout level is reaching new heights…literally! 🚒💨 Take some time to cool off and recharge, perhaps literally if you can find a nice ice bath! ❄️😅"

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