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I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

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Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?

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I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

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I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

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When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?

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Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

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I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

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Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

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Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

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Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

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It’s funny how you can annoy unhappy people by remaining calm.

Live now on Instagram:

Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

Just landed via TikTok:

You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

Seen just now on X:

When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I’m just getting older.

Making waves on YouTube:

Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

Going viral on Telegram:

When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

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Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

Trending via Threads:

My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

Breaking via Facebook:

Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

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Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

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I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

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Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

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Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

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I won’t bore you with my problems because all of my problems are fascinating.

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β€œI asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

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Farting, but with eye contact.

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Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

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Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

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Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

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Just landed via WeChat:

If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

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Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

Spotted on Slack:

I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

Seen just now on Facebook:

When I say I’m Christmas shopping the β€œfor myself” is silent.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.

Seen just now on Threads:

Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

Making waves on Threads:

The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

Making waves on Instagram:

If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

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My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

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