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I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

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I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

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Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

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When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

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It is kind of inspiring that I messed up my life without drugs, gambling or a troubled youth. People really can do anything.

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The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

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The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

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Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

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I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

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Spotted on WeChat:

Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

Shared recently on TikTok:

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

Breaking via Messenger:

Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

Making waves on WeChat:

Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

Live now on Messenger:

Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

Spotted on YouTube:

God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

Trending via Snapchat:

Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

Going viral on Reddit:

There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

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Funny tornado quotes

Funny tornado quotes bring a whirlwind of laughter 🌪️😂, turning nature’s fury into a storm of smiles! Whether you’re weathering the chaos or just love a good pun, these witty sayings spin humor into every twister tale. Ready to laugh through the gusts and gusts? Let’s dive into some tornado-themed fun that’ll blow you away—no raincoat needed! 🌬️🤣

New funny tornado quotes 👇

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Share →: In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

Commentary:
And here I thought "hot dog" was just a nickname! 🌭🧀🐶
2 months ago
Share →: We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

Commentary:
"Trying to hold down a job while the universe spins like a blender in the rinse cycle! 🌪️🍹 #CosmicJobFair"
6 months ago
Share →: The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

Commentary:
"Who knew being proven wrong could be so disastrous? 🌪️💨💔 #EpicFail"
6 months ago
Share →: Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news.

Commentary:
"Ah, nothing like a whirlwind of chaos and destruction to help you unwind and destress! 🌪️💆‍♂️ Who needs a spa day when you can just watch tornado coverage for that ultimate relaxation experience? 😅 #TornadoTherapy"
6 months ago
Share →: Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

Commentary:
Looks like the ghosts are feeling beefy! 🐄🌪️ Better moooo-ve out of the way and let them ghostly cow warriors settle their beef! 😄👻
6 months ago
Share →: There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

Commentary:
Trying to control a class full of energetic students can feel like attempting to hug a tornado 🌪️💨 – you're just left spinning in circles wondering what just happened! It's a whirlwind of chaos and excitement all rolled into one lesson plan!

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Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

I’m not falling for it again. These missions have been successful 8 times already.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

I only drink when I people.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

I’m officially at the age where I hate unnecessary noises and useless friends.

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When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

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Shared recently on X:

If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”

Just shared via Slack:

I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

Making waves on Threads:

One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Welcome to your 50s… you can now fall asleep sitting up on the couch at any given moment.

Shared recently on WeChat:

If you think my posts are horrid, wait until you see the live stream of my colonoscopy.

Live now on X:

Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I love routine. Until I’m bored, then I love excitement. Until I’m overwhelmed, then I love routine.

Reported on Discord:

Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

Trending via Telegram:

Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

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