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Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

Can someone please invent 8 hours between 9 p.m. and midnight?

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

App idea: couples upload their arguments. The internet votes on who was right.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.

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Shared recently on TikTok:

Relationship status: he escaped.

Live now on WhatsApp:

I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

Making waves on WeChat:

I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

Spotted on Telegram:

Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

Shared recently on Twitch:

WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

Making waves on Reddit:

True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

Just shared via Threads:

I calculated my December budget and realized everyone is getting a hug for Christmas.

Just landed via Telegram:

I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

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79 shares on Twitch this month:

Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor.

73 shares on WeChat this month:

If I get rid of social media, how will I know what everyone ate for dinner?

88 shares on Threads this month:

Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped class.

39 shares on Facebook this month:

My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

35 shares on Slack this month:

Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Self-checkout is amazing for introverts until the machine breaks and two employees have to come fix it while you wait.

17 shares on Messenger this month:

Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

40 shares on WeChat this month:

Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

16 shares on Messenger this month:

Might quit my job to focus on summer.

12 shares on Instagram this month:

The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

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Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

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Listen to the birds, not the news.

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My bank account and I are no longer on speaking terms.

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Accidentally used men’s shower gel today, and I can already feel myself lying for no reason.

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If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

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I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

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You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

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Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

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I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

My chakra went out for cigarettes.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Call me old, but these days I just get excited to go home and lay down.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Telegram:

If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Being a reader means voluntarily signing up for fictional heartbreak, and then recommending the pain to others.

Just landed via Threads:

I need you to put the fun in refund!

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I need a room full of mirrors because I want to be surrounded by winners.

Spotted on Reddit:

Ponytails are only hot on women, bro.

Just landed via Reddit:

The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

Just landed via Telegram:

Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

Going viral on TikTok:

My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Why are plane tickets so expensive? You’re going that way anyway, just give me a ride.

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