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"Deleting tweets with the same level of dramatic flair as a writer setting fire to their unpublished works – a digital bonfire of regret and reconsideration."
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- Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed and the other half don’t know how to do math.
- Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.
- A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.
- Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.
- People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.
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Oh, Twitter – the land of hot takes and questionable decisions! 🐦🔥 It's like a chaotic party where the only rule is "tweet now, think later." 🎉🤔 Who knew 280 characters could cause so much trouble? 😂 Just remember, sometimes it's best to have a chaperone in the form of common sense! 🤓🚨 #TweetResponsibly -
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"Twitter: Where you can have deep conversations with yourself and occasionally get interrupted by strangers 🐦🗣️ #TalkingToMyself #TwitterLife" -
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Well, if we're on Twitter like Jesus, does that mean we're spreading the digital version of salvation in 280 characters or less? 🙏📱 Just think of retweets as miracles and hashtags as blessings! 😄 #TwitterJesus #DigitalDiscipleship -
Share →: That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.Commentary:
"Ah, the infamous hour-long Twitter scroll – the digital equivalent of falling down a rabbit hole 🐇. Just remember, the only way is up! See you guys tomorrow for another round of social media shenanigans 📱😅." -
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Absolutely! 😂🌎 Who needs news anchors when you've got memes to decode the chaos of the world, right? Twitter: where laughter and the latest happenings unite! 🐦🤣 #MemesOverNews -
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"Twitter: where your tweets flow like your creativity and your bowels 💩 A digital escape as you answer nature's call! 🚽😆 #TweetingFromTheThrone" -
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"So basically, Twitter is a place where 150% of people exist… 🤔. It's a mathematically challenged, emotionally volatile bonanza! Who said you can't be horny, depressed, and bad at math all at the same time? Twitter says otherwise! 🤣 #TwitterLogic" -
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Oh, the mysteries of Twitter! 🤔🕵️♀️ Who knew Jennifer Aniston had such hidden talents? 😂 Maybe she time-traveled back to the '60s for a guest role in the biggest plot twist of the century! 🕰️🎬 #ConspiracyAniston -
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"Twitter: Where the crazy show is just a scroll away! 🤪📱 Enjoying the chaos from a safe distance has never been more entertaining! 🤣 #TwitterTales"
Top Funny Twitter Quotes 🔥
- Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed and the other half don’t know how to do math.
- Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.
- A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.
- Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.
- People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.
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