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78 Funny Twitter quotes
Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.
Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.
Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.
Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”
Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.
Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.
I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.
Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.
