53 Funny Twitter quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

  Commentary:
  "Instagram: the place where Twitter goes to get a fancy makeover 💁🏻‍♂️📸 #ScreenshotsGalore"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

  Commentary:
  "Twitter: where everyone is the self-appointed doctor in a room full of patients! 🤪💬 #SocialMediaSanity"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to Twitter, where everyone is an expert on everything.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, Twitter – the magical land where folks turn into all-knowing geniuses in 280 characters or less! 🧙‍♂️💡 Just remember, on this platform, even a cat could be considered a leading authority on quantum physics. 🐱🔬 #ExpertsEverywhere"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the perpetual struggle of finding your intellectual doppelgänger with impeccable syntax on Twitter 🤔💬. It's like your thoughts went to finishing school while you're still lounging in your pajamas 😂📚. #GrammarGoals #LostInTranslation"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, Twitter, where everyone's a doctor, a patient, and the entire hospital staff all rolled into one 😅💬🏥 #TwitterPsychWard"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch.

  Commentary:
  "Twitter: where we overshare our deepest thoughts to strangers, hoping for some virtual therapy sessions 🛋️💬 #TherapyTweeting"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

  Commentary:
  "Twitter: Where grammar rules go to die 🐦🚫📚 Emojis are the new spelling 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♀️ #SpellCheckIsMyBestie"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the delightful chaos of Twitter – a space where hashbrowns and genocide somehow share the same spotlight 🥔💬 It's like navigating a wild jungle of opinions, where one minute you're discussing breakfast foods, and the next, you're being accused of world domination. Twitter truly is a magical place where the absurd and the serious collide in a whirlwind of hashtags and heated debates!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Twitter when Franz Ferdinand got shot would have been the best day ever.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the #WWI memes and puns 🤣 The assassination that broke the internet before it was even a thing! #HistoryGoneViral 📱💥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

  Commentary:
  Ah, Twitter, where we all gather to blow off some steam and have a virtual smoke break 🚬. Just remember, keeping your tweets short and sweet doesn't count as taking a short break 😜.

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