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Hobbies include being misunderstood.

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I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

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Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

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We decided to have money instead of children.

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The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

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If you love someone, let them sleep.

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There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

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December. A desperate celebration of an end.

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If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

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It’s okay to feed your car a curb, as a little treat sometimes.

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I love to see β€œpan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

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You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

Breaking via Discord:

When is this robot army coming to take my job?

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I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

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Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

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Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

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I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

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Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we’re googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.

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They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

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Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.

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Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

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When you clean your room so well that the only trash left is you.

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Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

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I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

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After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

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I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

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Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

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Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

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How does one stop eating ice cream when there’s still some in the container?

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I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

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I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

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You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

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Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being β€œall talk”. On Twitter.

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Everyone says β€œDo what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

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I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

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There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

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As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

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I just want someone who will treat me like a lady and hold the refrigerator door open for me.

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I’m 45% coffee, 40% wine and 6% cheese.

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The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like β€œI had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

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