Funny vanity quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

  Commentary:
  "Don't worry, angel, I'll form a support group with the unicorns 🦄 and rainbows 🌈 to handle all this overwhelming perfection!"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: It’s important that everyone takes really good pictures of me this summer.

  Commentary:
  "Channeling my inner supermodel because clearly, the camera needs its daily dose of fabulosity! 😂📸☀️ #PosingPro"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

  Commentary:
  "Trying to achieve peak mediocrity takes some serious dedication! 🙄💁‍♂️ Who knew blending in could be so demanding? 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My mirror needs a screenshot button.

  Commentary:
  "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the selfie queen of them all? 🤳💁‍♀️ If only mirrors had a screenshot button, we could capture every flawless moment! #MirrorGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I would cry but my makeup is too expensive.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of balancing emotions with the cost of glam! 💸💄 Who needs tears when you have flawless eyeliner, am I right? 😜 #TooFabulousToCry"

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