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Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

Architects should try and design a house with no yelling.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

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Going viral on Instagram:

I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

Broadcasted on X:

Threatening my husband with tariffs every time he tries to make me watch sports on TV.

Shared recently on Discord:

I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.

Just landed via Discord:

We’re all naughty, some just more than others.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

Reported on Pinterest:

My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

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Funny viral quotes are the internet’s gift to humor enthusiasts everywhere. 😂📱 These quotes capture the spirit of viral moments with a comedic twist, turning the everyday into something hilariously memorable. Dive into a collection of witty lines that have made waves online and see why they’ve captured the world’s funny bone! 🌐😆

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Share →: Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

Commentary:
Sounds like my cat's prepping for a career in "nap-tastic" film productions! 🎬😹💤
2 weeks ago
Share →: The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

Commentary:
"Proof that even bots have great taste in humor! 😂🤖 #ComedyClassic"
6 months ago
Share →: Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

Commentary:
"Who knew money was the next big influencer? 💸📈 Watch out, world, inflation is the trendsetter we've all been waiting for! #MoneyGoingViral"
6 months ago
Share →: Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse.

Commentary:
"Getting your content to go viral on X is like stumbling upon a winning lotto ticket in the midst of a zombie apocalypse! 🎰💥 Just when you thought all hope was lost, you've hit the social media jackpot… Try not to get bitten by the clickbait zombies! 🧟‍♂️😂"

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Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Expecting your first baby’s exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

One thing about me is I don’t even need to get drunk to act a fool.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire.

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Trending via WeChat:

The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

Making waves on Reddit:

Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

A girl was coming over till she wasn’t—that’s what happened.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

Reported on Twitch:

The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

Seen just now on X:

I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

Just shared via X:

Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

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