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Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

Life is so funny because you think you look good today and a year later you look even better.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

Please respond to my telepathic messages.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has viewed:

Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Jan 2, 2026

3,292

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Be useless, so nobody can use you.

Shared recently on Facebook:

At my age, “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what you came in there for.

Trending via X:

Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Shopping is the only exercise I need.

Trending via Reddit:

Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

Broadcasted on Discord:

Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke.

Going viral on Slack:

Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

Broadcasted on Threads:

Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

Funny viral quotes

Funny viral quotes are the internet’s gift to humor enthusiasts everywhere. 😂📱 These quotes capture the spirit of viral moments with a comedic twist, turning the everyday into something hilariously memorable. Dive into a collection of witty lines that have made waves online and see why they’ve captured the world’s funny bone! 🌐😆

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Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

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I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

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2 months ago

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Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

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2 months ago

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The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

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2 months ago

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Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

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2 months ago

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Going viral on X is like winning a lotto during the apocalypse.

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2 months ago

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There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

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5 months ago

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Social Media Stars ⭐

33 shares on Facebook this month:

I need to figure out what I’m going to wear to the couch on New Year’s Eve.

36 shares on Slack this month:

No matter how messed up your situation is, someone on Reddit’s already lived it, cried about it, and made a 3-part update with screenshots and farmed 12k upvotes.

78 shares on Telegram this month:

If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

80 shares on Snapchat this month:

Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

26 shares on Facebook this month:

Who’s your favorite horror director? Mine’s God.

18 shares on Telegram this month:

At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

37 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Coffee ain’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat batteries.

16 shares on WeChat this month:

At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

12 shares on Messenger this month:

Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

10 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

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Hot Jokes 💥

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing, because that’s the soundtrack to the rest of your life.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Tequila won’t fix your life, but it’s worth a shot.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I prefer my weighted blanket in human form.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,254

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

Big fan of calling artists their first name and then the band name as their last name.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

Relationship status: the black mold in my shower thinks I’m cute.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Messenger:

My back and I are definitely not the same age.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

Shared recently on Pinterest:

This too shall pass, but what the hell?

Live now on Twitch:

If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

Spotted on Telegram:

100% of all babіes are unemployed. Pathetіc.

Going bananas on Messenger:

I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

Seen just now on Slack:

Not now, I’m befriending a crow and teaching it how to deliver handwritten love notes.

Making waves on Facebook:

The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

Breaking via Pinterest:

Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

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