17 Funny weeks quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the cicadas are taking the 'screaming for six weeks' challenge to a whole new level 🦗🗣️ Hang in there, folks, we're all in this together – just make sure to avoid molting in public 😅 #CicadaLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

  Commentary:
  🤣 Oh, the eternal contradiction of email patience! 💌⏳ It's like we expect lightning speed when receiving and turn into sloths when sending! 🐢💨 Who knew our sense of urgency had a split personality? 😅 #EmailStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My 3 weeks without sweets were over after 12 hours. Proof that time runs faster with increasing age.

  Commentary:
  "Three weeks without sweets? More like three hours without treats! 🍬⏳ Who knew time could sprint like Usain Bolt as we age? 🏃‍♂️⏱️ #AgeingFasterThanTime"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the age-old wisdom of prioritizing phone time above all else. 📱 Who needs to conquer mountains, when you can conquer Candy Crush levels, am I right? 😂 Remember, in the game of life, the high score belongs to the one with the most notifications! #PhoneTimeIsPrimeTime"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion.

  Commentary:
  "Whales be like: 'Sorry, can't talk, I'm on a sabbatical from opinions 🐋✨' Who knew these majestic creatures were the ultimate masters of silence and contemplation! Maybe we should take a cue from them and practice some 'whale wisdom' in our daily lives. Just keep swimming, dear humans, and save those opinions for a rainy day! 🙊🌊"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

  Commentary:
  "Welcome to the land of empty promises and ghostly appearances 👻 Follow for mesmerizing updates… or lack thereof! 😂 #InstagramLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, boxed wine with aspirations of longevity 🍷😂! If I can last six weeks after opening, I'd be popping the bubbly too! 🥂 #WineGoals"

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