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5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

Commentary:
"Welcome to your 40's: That kid playing dress-up might actually be serving you a speeding ticket 🚓😂 #RealityCheck"
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of reaching your 40s – it's like unwrapping a gift and finding an extra chin waiting for you! 🎁🤨 Who needs surprises in life when you can have a chin-credible reveal instead? 😂 #AgingGracefully"
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Commentary:
"Ah, the 40s – where gravity becomes quite the comedian, giving out free chins like Oprah! 🤪 Double the chin, double the fun! #ChinUp"
5 months ago
Share →: Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

Commentary:
"Feeling like the middle child of social media 🤷‍♂️ Stranded in the land of WhatsApp status, where our posts quietly whisper 'I'm here too, guys!' 😅 Maybe we're just too cool for the other platforms? 😎 #WhatsAppWarrior"
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

Commentary:
"Ah, the glamorous world of your 40s where wild Saturday nights have been replaced by cozy bedtimes at a reasonable hour. 🌙 Embrace the beauty of uninterrupted sleep and dream about all the parties you once attended…or not, who has the energy for that anyway? 😄 #PartyAnimalTurnedSleepingBeauty"
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

Commentary:
Ah, the joys of aging! 🛌💤 Who would have thought that catching some Z's could be so exhausting in your 40s? 😴 Embrace the irony and enjoy your power naps with pride! 🙌 #SleepyButSassy
5 months ago
Share →: Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

Commentary:
"Looks like ET is in for a treat! 👽🎁 Who knew extraterrestrial hospitality involved gift baskets? Hope they come in peace, or at least with some intergalactic snacks!" 😄🌌
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

Commentary:
"Welcome to your 50s, where gravity has finally caught up with you! 🌍💫 But hey, at least now you can blame your shrinking on the universe conspiring against you! 🤷‍♂️😂 #ShortPeopleProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

Commentary:
"Welcome to the non-stop party that is Twitter 🎉, where sleep is just a distant memory for us all 😴. It's like a 24/7 pajama party with oversharing and memes as our party favors 🎈🎁. Who needs sleep when you have retweets and likes to keep you awake? 😂 #TeamNoSleep"
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

Commentary:
"Ah, the warm welcome of your 40s: accepting you with open arms… and ten extra pounds! 🎉🍰🍕 Don't worry, those pounds are just a souvenir from your delicious adventures in your 30s! #NewDecadeNewBodyGoals 😅💪"